ostracizedpoodle:

I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions

sofapizza:

not again robert, think of the children

sofapizza:

not again robert, think of the children

(Source: reddit.com)

Singers are just people who know how to complain beautifully

(Source: furything)

kawaiianimejesus:

captain-boomerang:

captain-boomerang:

check out this periodic table

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I have made a lot of bad jokes but this is still probably my greatest hit

omfg

dogshaming:

Beware of the “Fartler”

I fart and startle myself. Fart + Startle= “Fartle”. I’m a Fartler! Dolly tries his best to take a nap but is always awoken by the trumpeting of his own rear end which always wakes him with a startle.

(Source: memesalldaylong)

addisuns:

getcho ass outta here aint no one tryina fuck with you shark

(Source: spend-a-second)

allcreatures:

Three-week-old baby sulcatta tortoises, which have been named Donatello, Raphael, Leonardo and Michelangelo, hitch a ride on the back of their mother Margaret at the Lake District Wild Life Park near Keswick. It’s the first time the wildlife park has successfully bred Africa’s largest tortoise.

Picture: Owen Humphreys/PA (via Pictures of the day: 16 October 2014 - Telegraph)

seifukucat:

welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous. i’m seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd this week and i just have to say i’m really disappointed

thebrainchildren:

This makes me furious.