awwww-cute:

We were worried they wouldn’t get along

kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

Will you shut the fuck up? We’re trying to watch TV.

(Source: hit-the-dirt-and-get-back-on)

cute-overload:

It’s his first time having to wear a cone

cute-overload:

It’s his first time having to wear a cone

screaming-till-im-numb:

a collection of black pug babies from google cause I’m researching these little smoosh faces for writing purposes screaming-till-im-numb:

a collection of black pug babies from google cause I’m researching these little smoosh faces for writing purposes screaming-till-im-numb:

a collection of black pug babies from google cause I’m researching these little smoosh faces for writing purposes screaming-till-im-numb:

a collection of black pug babies from google cause I’m researching these little smoosh faces for writing purposes screaming-till-im-numb:

a collection of black pug babies from google cause I’m researching these little smoosh faces for writing purposes screaming-till-im-numb:

a collection of black pug babies from google cause I’m researching these little smoosh faces for writing purposes screaming-till-im-numb:

a collection of black pug babies from google cause I’m researching these little smoosh faces for writing purposes screaming-till-im-numb:

a collection of black pug babies from google cause I’m researching these little smoosh faces for writing purposes screaming-till-im-numb:

a collection of black pug babies from google cause I’m researching these little smoosh faces for writing purposes

screaming-till-im-numb:

a collection of black pug babies from google cause I’m researching these little smoosh faces for writing purposes

(Source: englishsnow)

sherrocked:

My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other

(Source: amovible)

seifukucat:

welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous. i’m seeing a lot of new faces in the crowd this week and i just have to say i’m really disappointed

yoshio-yoshida:

Oh my god youre straight? I had no idea. You seem normal to me. Did you know that Sara is straight to? You two should totally hook up. I cant believe youre straight. You could be my straight best friend. We could go to football games together. Itll be so much fun. So like how long have you been straight? Youre whole life!? No way.

(Source: worena)